The year 2020 demanded so much of us and gave us little cause to celebrate. But, celebrate we will with a lighthearted “Best of 2020” list in the likeness of the silver screen award shows.
The award for BEST PICTURE goes to…
Your cell phone with a halo light!
The award for BEST SUPPORTING ROLE is presented to…
Your dining room table and chairs!
The award for BEST FILM EDITING goes to…
Every Associate Pastor on Earth!
The VIEWER’S CHOICE award is presented to…
Zoom.us! (Whom am I kidding?!)
The LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT award goes to…
The beloved Betty White who turns 99 years-old on January 17! Also, does she have the vaccine yet?!
The award for BEST ENCORE PERFORMANCE goes to…
The U.S. stock markets! However, the stock market is not the economy. While the markets enjoy a bull run on Wall Street, citizens are staring at a hungry bear market.
The award for BEST PRODUCTION DESIGN is presented to
Four Seasons Total Landscaping! Download your Zoom background below.
The award for OUTSTANDING ACHIEVEMENT is presented to…
Memes – all of them! While the world as we knew it was coming apart at the seams in some nightmarish dream from a Bill Gates scheme, at least we had a group text to share that latest Russian troll farm meme.
The award for BEST FEMALE COSTUME DESIGN goes to
Comfy yoga pants!
The award for BEST MALE COSTUME DESIGN goes to…
It’s a tie (but not a necktie) between jogger sweatpants with a button-down oxford AND a baseball cap! Perfect for all your WFH video conference needs.
And, finally, the award for BEST NEW ARTIST is presented to…
Ministers who became televangelists overnight! You’re doing it! Suffering through the learning curves of multiple technologies to produce sermons, Bible studies, and mid-week content for your church while navigating the uncharted waters of a pandemic and fielding the anxiety of the congregation projected onto you. You are absolutely walking worthy of the calling with which you received! To celebrate YOU – and I’m totally serious – the next time our paths cross in person and you show me a screenshot of this article, a drink of your choice is on me.